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jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
by blah's February 26, 2011
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Jumps Husband

by Rlku November 15, 2020
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Jumps

It’s jumps and the witch
by hamchoi69 November 21, 2021
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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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Jump promote

• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way

• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor

The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time

It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move
I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers
by Jump promote April 12, 2019
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Generation jump

When one fucks a girl their age, then proceeds to fuck her mother, only after the mother comes onto them.
“ bro, I saw Candace's mom at the bar so we had some drinks; she was totally coming onto me. Tonight imma generation jump.
by Bigpapimunyao October 30, 2021
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