Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone

Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush

by Morningblush July 21, 2019

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.

Miss morning glory

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020

Goog morning

When you wake up and find out there are googs still available!

Oi, the captain is putting on a goog morning!!

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad December 9, 2021

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025