I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.
by remyg November 03, 2011
by MattBoiah December 04, 2020
The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.
by jamaicascreem May 15, 2012
An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
by Wisevalve November 05, 2010
When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
by Lily Spunkface November 04, 2011
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
by secretuser420 May 08, 2022