by Xx_cockbuster_xX February 18, 2024

by God'semptychair August 11, 2019

by cumshotfh July 8, 2023

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

a type of sex practice that involves two hardcore gay men ingesting a ton of pepto bismol and mixing the subsequent explosive diahrrea it with human balls and pizza sauce to create a bolognaise and mix it with spaghetti, which the gay men will then use as lube to continue their hardcore and intense, hot, sweaty, amazing and romantic sex.
by Ilovebrohan2212 May 25, 2024

V. To jump at a whole new level.
Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.
Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.
Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."
2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."
3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."
3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012

by Matt went creek hopping May 1, 2021
