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Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018
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hand cuckold

An artisan blend of cuckold. Usually higher in quality and popular with "the hipsters".
"I like shopping here. All of their rats are hand cuckolded"
by gadurp1 October 13, 2014
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Hand juices

Stop getting your hand juices everywhere
by Nerdgirl3000 November 7, 2018
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Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...
by JugJuggler December 5, 2017
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Throw these hands

"Im about to throw these hands." Chris said sternly. "Fine. You want to fight? Let's fight."
by YassBoss July 17, 2017
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Wii hand

The hand you use most often for playing Wii. This hand/arm is more dominant and most of the time, is stronger than the other arm. So you basically wind up with a super muscle-y arm and a weak arm.

The nunchuck arm is always the weakest because it barely has any uses.
Jacob: Hey dude, check out the Wii hand.
Zack: Damn! It's fucking huge!
Jacob: Yeah, been playing Mario&Sonic at the Olympic games. Got buff.
Zack: Your other arm looks wimpy as hell though.
by TheEmoCupcake February 28, 2009
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taylor hand

is a stuck up bitch who has nothing going for her in life and looks like a brown ugly ass oompa loompa.
Taylor Hand is a dumbass, never ever trust her
by Nerd1271204092148 October 14, 2013
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