Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
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Get the hand cuckold mug.To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...
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Get the Throw these hands mug.The hand you use most often for playing Wii. This hand/arm is more dominant and most of the time, is stronger than the other arm. So you basically wind up with a super muscle-y arm and a weak arm.
The nunchuck arm is always the weakest because it barely has any uses.
The nunchuck arm is always the weakest because it barely has any uses.
Jacob: Hey dude, check out the Wii hand.
Zack: Damn! It's fucking huge!
Jacob: Yeah, been playing Mario&Sonic at the Olympic games. Got buff.
Zack: Your other arm looks wimpy as hell though.
Zack: Damn! It's fucking huge!
Jacob: Yeah, been playing Mario&Sonic at the Olympic games. Got buff.
Zack: Your other arm looks wimpy as hell though.
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