Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 June 10, 2011
Jerome:A yo Shorty ima flex dis nigga for yo dont wory baby
Kathrine:Baby NO! the law says yo cant hit girls!
Jerome:Fuck you chattin I Got BuySexual Hands idgaf if its a girl!
Kathrine:Baby NO! the law says yo cant hit girls!
Jerome:Fuck you chattin I Got BuySexual Hands idgaf if its a girl!
by GarSpice226 February 02, 2017
by Uncle Schmoocoo October 26, 2007
Select XV established out of Folkestone 2001. A seriously good drinking team with a serious rugby problem. Motto: Strength & Honour.
I played for the Stella Hands last weekend and am still sore a week later. If you step onto the rugby field and hear the chant Strength & Honour you know your playing with the Stella Hands.
by Man on the Hill September 02, 2006
Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018
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