Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by Yankwood August 29, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.

Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.

by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016

Hobosexual

A person who is exclusively attracted to homeless people.

I saw Johnny at the shelter last night, I think he might be a hobosexual.

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

hobojo

Hes a fucking tramp who lives in the bins next to a Greek kids flat. He has and omerod friend who he has to wheel to school. He lives a very hard life eating cat food for dinner and usually goes by the nickname of tramp. Dean Hayden does not like this boy and usually discriminates him because he is homeless.

Dean Hayden: "hobojo go outside you tramp"

by Hobojo_420 December 4, 2016

Hobosexual

A person who dates only for place to live.

I hear J.D. is dating Trish? Yeah bro, he's been livin there for a month. That dudes a Hobosexual!

by for profit fuq February 16, 2017

hobougie

The intersection between hobo and bougie

It's hobougie to ask for spare change to get sushi.

by Jknows February 26, 2017

hoborable

A group of homeless men or the leader of such a group.

The hoborable milled about the rally listening intently to their hoborable president.

by Paul The less May 28, 2017