helvetica-fucker

slang, derogatory term for a hipster

Aw, man look at that helvetica-fucker... He's on Pitchfork again.

by alamodegirl April 5, 2011

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Monster fucker

1. A word furries-in-denial use to justify their attraction to cryptids/ monsters

1. "Greg told me he'd totally let mothman suck his dick if Mothman were up to it. So that makes him a what? A monster fucker?"

-No, he's totally a furry in denial.

by JustTwoBrosBeingBros July 30, 2018

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A female who has given a parenteral DNA test to her current or ex boyfriend/husband, with the results returning that he is not the father of her baby.

A married male who has fucked someone other than his wife.

Hey, did you see Maury this morning? Every guest on the stage turned out to be a double fucker!

You double fucker! I hope she fucked you well, cause you'll never fuck me again!

by David Hammond January 9, 2009

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Cheese Fucker

Adjective

1.A word that refers to someone that constantly pisses one off

2. Someone who can't get enough pleasure from sexual intercourse with a human and resorts to fornicating with cheese

3. Your ex-boyfriend

Did you just steal my last tampon? Oh my god you stupid cheese fucker!

by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009

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Tourist Fucker

A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.

While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.

Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.

Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.

by Eye of Palpatine October 16, 2008

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