Coonkike

The imaginary stalkers you may see or hear after consuming large quantities of cocaine or methamphetamine. They sometimes appear sitting in a car outside your house, standing behind a bush, or can be heard walking on the roof of your house.

John was convinced the cops were outside his house but turns out he just had a case of the coonkikes.

by NinjaDogma February 2, 2022

Coontpatch

When one can see the outline of female genitalia through tight fitting slacks

Gawd, look at that furra coontpatch

by Drummaboy February 3, 2022

coonwater

After a coon has shit in water after it has stayed there for weeks floating up too the brim

"Dude you smell like coonwater."

by Greazy bastard December 19, 2021

Cooning

Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.

Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.

by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022

Cooncumy

The act of an African American releasing his seamen all over a photo of a racoon

Who I just watched a nigga Cooncumy

by MikeOxInurass March 26, 2022

coonichiwa

A black guy that worships asian girls and doesn't like his own race. A coon that likes asians and barely claims being black

“You know that black kid over there?”

“The one that likes asians?”

“Yeah, he’s a fucking Coonichiwa”

by SugoiBoi April 7, 2022

coonboon

A coonboon is what you call a coon when their being a boon🤷🏽 ♂️

Coonboon is used when someone is being a boon

“Oh look jaquavion is being a coonboon”

by SHABANGBANG April 16, 2022