coffeeshop intellectualist

Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.

Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Hot Coffee

An excuse for yuppies to drive their sporty cars and SUV's extremely slow in fast paced traffic, turning abruptly, or during acceleration on highways.

Sue: "That yuppie is going 15 under! The speed limit is 45!!! What's the deal?!?!"
Joe: "Hot coffee."

by Shy Kitten September 6, 2005

coffer

a common typo for coffee

<kestrel> I don't really like coffer, I'm actually a pansy

by mobile December 9, 2008

coffee bean

dipping your balls into a female's asshole and the female tastes it in her mouth... LMFAO

Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)

by Juicy Biggee December 9, 2008

grab a coffee

Is code for sex

"Hey maybe we could grab a coffee sometime?"

by †Wrath† August 19, 2017

coffee shop nigger

That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.

white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha

by yaheardsound1 February 17, 2010

coformist

a person who feels that to like a certain music/hobby/sport/thought, they have to dress, act, talk, and have fun exactly like everyone else who likes the same things. it is not really their fault, for society/MTV has pumped the notion into our head that to be cool you have to promote one of 10 or so set images. also people who lash out against "conformists" are only conforming themselves. it is impossible not to conform. there will always be a group of people with the same thought as you. big brother is watching....

my best friend is such a conformist! im gonna go run off and conform to some other group that hates conformists!

by sam September 28, 2004