Malian Club-Clapping

Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect

Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia

by Sealvester November 15, 2025

Clapped

To be clapped is a slang used in UK which means you are ugly.

Me: Wagwan bruv

You: Not much broski

Me: Bro... You're clapped
You: (cries)

Steven He: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by Mankavelli June 10, 2022

No Clap

To not contract chlamydia or other sexually transmitted diseases,

Hey Scott, let’s hang out.
Good idea, NO CLAP.

by Rewseph April 12, 2024

Clapped

Bedroom conbat

Rickey clapped my cheeks last night

by Palachious March 25, 2019

clapped

a very fine young lady

she is very clapped

by cebooo July 8, 2022

And everybody clapped

Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.

Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?

by E hates Q February 21, 2023

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024