Cajun clam

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.

Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area

Persisting odor

May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow

Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers

If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.

"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"

"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"

by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016

Clam sheller

A man who knows how to get a women out of her Panties

P whisper clam sheller clam clapper. Take his advice if you can get it.

by Ragerlinglyflippingbird April 29, 2023

clam guards

panties

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.

by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012

The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.

“Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024

Clam Rouge

For when your French Bird is "On The Blob" during the Tour De France after a hard day in the saddle.

I was so disappointed after winning today's stage of the Tour De France, only to get back to the hotel and find that my french girlfriend is saying "non, non, c'est un clam rouge ce soir", she's on the blob, so no sex tonight

by Flange The Inquisitor II July 12, 2025

clam

gun, firearm of any sort

y'all should start usin this

when i gotta go to a papi store, i gotta keep the clam tucked at all times unless sum happens

by batiomey July 7, 2022

Its clams

A word to describe something as calm or good, usually used as an alternative adjective for the word “CALM”

“Dont worry about it bro, its clams”
Or
“Its all clams”

by Sol the Clam guy February 22, 2025