Joel's Cat

A very fat cat. A lump.

Joel's cat is fat. You have such a Joel's cat.

by Joels Cat Admirer June 29, 2022

Cat Milk

cat milk is the opposite of dog water.
dog water = trash.
cat milk = beauty and perfection.
cat milk also is a delicious drink that makes your dancing skills way better. it can be extracted straight from the cat into your mouth or you can just drink the left over milk from the cat’s bowl.

“omg papa your pirouettes are so cat milk and definitely not dog water!”
“that double assemble turn was cat milk!”

by cat milk danny May 12, 2021

wompass cat

A big black cat with a big red butthole. Thats why theyre so ornery.

A cat ate my pet bird. Musta been a wompass cat.

by granmaster rousch January 9, 2004

cat butt

1.The back end of a cat.
2.The gum flavor found at Metropolitan Delux.
3.Insult

1. That cats butt is in my face.
2. I found cat butt flavored gum.
3. You smell like cat butt.

by Ass Machine Teapot March 30, 2005

cat's nuts

This phrase is a descriptive term used to accentuate the coolness or craziness factor of a person, place or thing.
Killer alternative to the "Cat's meow".

As in "This shirt is the cat's nuts."

by phenomena April 30, 2006

Fap cats

Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off

Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?

by FappMcGee May 5, 2010

Bill the Cat

Bill the Cat is a local hobo in Iowa City, Iowa, and the main inspiration for the character (of the same name) in the cult comic, Bloom County, which Berkley Brethead drew.

Berkley lived on Bloomington street in the early 1980's, and thus, being from Iowa City, knew of the famous Bill the Cat.

Bill the Cat is a man in his '50s (or older, by now), who is about 6' 5", and once burst into a laundromat, screaming "I got's me some new shoes!", being promptley chased from the premises by the owner, a women of five feet, armed with a broom, screaming "I thought I told you to never come back here!".

*My dad saw Bill the Cat breaking into a car back in '99.
*Dude, it's bill the cat!! What's up, bro-ha?
*How'd Bill get the name "Bill the Cat"?

by B_nizzly July 7, 2008