California

A state where the political and gun views are just as bad as Amy Schumer's jokes.

"Wow John Oregon is really turning into a California! We're fucked!"

by 420dankboi420 March 8, 2018

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California Cancer Rule

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.

According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.

by connorp04 December 7, 2018

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When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.

Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!

by The Booty Consumer December 10, 2018

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California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

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California Flip Flop

The California Flip Flop is an act which involves two taken men switching girlfriends and having sex with them. Most often preformed by intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty on a nightly basis. But anyone is capable of California Flip Flopping

Man 1: God I hate my Girlfriend

Man 2: Me too shall we preform the California Flip Flop??
Man 1: What a swell idea Let's do it!

by ThiccAssEater69420 May 22, 2019

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