Christian kvarts brød

Truls' favorite bread. Works well with strawberry jam and banos.

Kvarts brød hater: I'm gonna steal your Christian kvarts brød.
Truls: *whips out gun* No u

by the_polish_kid April 15, 2021

Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)

Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020

Annandale Christian College

A stupid shit hole, that uses this website to, "professionally" define words.

* Someone from the school, send this to Mr. Jones... see how he likes his school being defined on the website he insits on using...

That school is such an Annandale Christian College.

by Mr. Jones STOP USING THIS SITE July 27, 2021

friendship christian school

racism breeding ground

friendship christian school likes homophobia

by hotb!itch September 1, 2021

Christian side hug

To engage in anal sex while spooning in order to maintain one's virginity.

We're waiting until we're married . . . but that doesn't stop us from a little Christian side hugging!

by Gimme that Christian side hug November 25, 2009

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Jewish-Christian Hanukkah

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.

Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.

by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006