Bell Canada

Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.

Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.

by WendyOKoopa2 September 2, 2021

Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

by Nut N run September 1, 2017

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

by potatolad123 March 4, 2015

Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.

Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.

by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020

matthew bell

A really really really fat fat man who lives in Felling Gateshead and very British

He is so matthew bell!

by GameSquash43299 December 30, 2023

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

red bell

Using a suction cup to prolapse the anus, making penetration with a tiny penis much easier.

"I'm not gonna lie to you. I have a micro dick, if we're gonna buttfuck, you'll need a Red Bell."

by Conner Ria January 6, 2014