The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
Get the shucking the bearded clammug. Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2024
Get the Beardmug. An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
Get the Tommen's Beardmug. Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up
Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity
by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012
Get the Beard-iditymug. A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.
How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?
by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024
Get the Weird Beardmug. Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
by nunocordeiro January 9, 2014
Get the IT Beardmug. You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!
by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016
Get the beard scrummug.