mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

banana-grapefruit

when hitchhiking, what one yells when they see a car approaching.

{sees car in distance)
"banana-grapefruit motherfucker!!"

by trad October 17, 2003

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021

Banana Biscuit

When you put a banana in a vagina until it melts. Then lays it on a biscuit like butter and eat it

My girlfriend made me eat her Banana Biscuit

by Duke Lightning September 3, 2016

Vanilla banana

MASON SAYS THAT YELLOW BANANAS TASTE LIKE VANILLA

Mason: I’ve been eating a lot of bananas lately, they taste like vanilla bananas to me!
Anika: you’re stupid

by Chapped111111111-11111111 January 7, 2019

Pink Banana

Period sex.

Man so me and my girl were banging last night while she was on her period. She gave me the old pink banana.

by Bentiteo May 4, 2019

funny banana

a penis or phallic object, typically used in a Roblox setting

wanna ride my funny banana

by A Strange Mann August 21, 2018