raging boner 

An erection that is way out of fucking control.

Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?

raging boner by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

pee boner 

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

pee boner by slonob February 1, 2004

Harvard-Boner 

The effect that hearing that a person is from a prestigious school, such as Harvard. Because of this, they often receive special treatment, foot massages, or smoked salmon.

A person under the influence of this effect is said to have a Harv-on.

They won the whole tournament? Judges must have had quite the Harvard-Boner...

Harvard-Boner by Cryken January 21, 2011

Teenage Boner 

The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.

This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.

1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.

2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.

Teenage Boner by Randz in TO December 13, 2013

pwner boner 

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs

OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner

pwner boner by Westicle July 20, 2008

Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.

Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...

Confusion Boner by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011

anonymous boner 

An erection one gets randomly, for no exact reason.

Guy 1: Dude what's with the bulge in your pants?
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's just an anonymous boner.

anonymous boner by maddogmike September 5, 2013