580 blasted

Being fadded asf after smoking any form of weed

Yo Maddison was super high during class today
She was probably 580 blasted

by Goatedgoat March 3, 2022

Ear Blasting

The act of consensually listening to extremely loud audio.

This amazing video is ear blasting me!

by CoolAidCheeseMan March 30, 2024

whole blast

a ways to say fun and/or funny

“ugh that sucked”
“that was a whole blast”

by sydneyf September 17, 2019

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014

Blastful

Obnoxious, or overwhelming

Ugh, Lucy is so blastful

by Elizabeth petro March 22, 2024

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014