bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.

Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!

by D-Word72 March 20, 2017

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Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.

-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"

by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016

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Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.

On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.

by bitchuck August 30, 2024

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Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.

Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk

by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011

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bed corn

Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.

John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!

by gary the squirrel June 8, 2017

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