anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously

Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016

anal pony

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

by Kackiw March 29, 2016

anal masturbation

noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object

"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."

by arypter December 8, 2019

Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017