Anal Bridge

An Anal bridge is when a female willingly places a condom, or similar device, over her tongue so she can lick the males butt hole without actually making contact all along she is manually manipulating the males member.

I was with Hollie last night and she totally gave me an anal bridge while she jerked me off.

by fhoff33 January 15, 2012

Anal Labia

When hemorrhoids protrude so far out of an anus, that they look like labia

That stripper was so nasty, that when she bent over, her anal labia hung out of her thong!

by Bighart August 28, 2015

anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

by analholio August 9, 2016

anal mouthwash

when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth

i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me

by John Wayne May 27, 2016

Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.

My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.

by Dirty OED February 13, 2017

anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016