Alex Rodriguez

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out

1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck

by Murph April 18, 2005

Alex Jones

Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.

Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"

by mustardtiger001 February 19, 2012

Alex stokes

is a jive turkey who loves smoking cigars and pole. Alex Stokes also is a gong show of a hockey player but smells like pure anal cavity

did you see that guy he smelt like Alex Stokes.

by matt gerrie October 26, 2008

Alex Rodriguez

A baseball player for the New York Yankees who is known for his breakdown in pressure situations. He is an inconsistent fielder at times making five error per game. Often hated by the Yankees fans not being able to perform up to his salaries. He is known for his dirty plays such as when he tried to slap the ball out of a Red Sox player during the 2004 ALCS.

Yankees Fan: Alex Rodriguez sucks .
Yankees Fan2: A-Rod is overpaid.
Yankees Fan3: He is a terrible fielder.

by dsh5enren December 18, 2006

Alex Suarez

Bassist for the popular New york based band Cobra Starship.
He has also remixed songs by popular bands like All time low and Fall out boy under the name Suave Suarez.

"Have you heard the Suave Suarez remix of ATL's Lost in stereo? It's Awesome!"

"Yeah! it's Kickass! Alex Suarez is so good."

by phoeniix September 3, 2009

Alex Davis

The legend and professionaly gamer InSaN3 X. Old horse who is to done dirt

Alex Davis has a long one, also known as the footlong bandit

by Zer0_BC December 18, 2009

alex dawson

An absolutely gorgeous porn star who starred in such memorable films as Assablanca, Saving Ryan's Privates, and Back Door Sluts IIV.

Also known as "Alexxx" and "A-licks"

I sure hope mom doesn't walk into the room while Alex Dawson's on the screen...

by tinamay88659 April 24, 2006