licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 06, 2023

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LICK MY PICK

For the memesters of the minecraft community. Instead of saying a naughty word just say LICK MY PICK.

Brayden: Hey Sandy
Sandy: hey Brayden
Brayden: Tryna LICK MY PICK?
Sandy: Is that even a question... obviously

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

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lick her broom

When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick

I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.

by Micky97 January 30, 2018

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Lick the Basement

A phrase used by MAGA trolls confessing their sexual desire to have their taint cleaned by their own mother, orally.

Joe never wiped his butt because he hoped his mom would lick the basement.

by MacTodd August 14, 2024

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Hit-a-lick

To aquire or obtain goods or cash by means of theft in a quick or "lick"ity split fashion!

Thug 1: yo i hear the kay jewelers on 5th street has only 1 female workin tonight and they have no security guard.

Thug 2: fa sho and they close in 20 mins.

Thug 1: lets get a mask and hit-a-lick!

Thug 2: aight, but first i gotta call my baby momma and let her know im gonna be home late.

by Jonny_Feeva October 19, 2023

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