stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018

Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore

Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night

by Ck1227 July 26, 2019

beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair

Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard

by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016

mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016