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Kicking the shit

Sitting back, relaxing without a care in the world...even disregarding what situation you're currently in (Even if its serious). A way of being careless while relaxing
Teen: Yo, whats up
Teen 2: Just kicking the shit
Teen: Even when we have finals tomorrow!?
by Real World June 2, 2014
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shit slotting

When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox

When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'
by Ragatron December 22, 2013
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Shit in a sock

Someone who has their shit together.
She has really got her shit in a sock.
by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015
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shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls
Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump
by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016
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Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.
I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert
by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017
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old shit

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.
Why fo you have to bring up old shit!
by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017
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Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.
by mregina April 17, 2016
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