Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
by MM132 September 07, 2019
Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
by KillaNeptune April 20, 2011
said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.
ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."
ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."
by [heartcore.] August 25, 2009
n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.
Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
by hammerneck July 13, 2013
1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
by Hancri August 17, 2014
"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame
Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"
If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"
If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017
A common term to be used negatively against a person who watches Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece, and defends them unconditionally.
by KrayZWT April 07, 2017