beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

doing the beef

Killing yourself

Committing suicide

He's a top melter def needs to do the beef.

Jeff: Hey guys do you mind if I stick on this All Time Low album for a bit? Jamesy: Nah lad were just back from a rave for 7 hours, what's ur name again? Actually dosent even matter just split lad and do the beef!

Clarke: Where's Jeff? Jamesy: Duno prob away doing the beef somewere.

by Tucker van blurt September 22, 2016

beef-wit

Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.

Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1

by Linguistic June 2, 2016

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.

Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless

by nishi06 July 12, 2011

Beef Muggling

When a woman queefs on a guys ass or asshole

"His girlfriend and him were beef muggling last night"

by beef muggler's bestie January 29, 2022