shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.

You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!

by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019

Gang Shit

Gang shit no foul shit. If you aint gang shit you aint shit you feel me. Gang shit from day one or you aint one you feel me.

Gang shit

by . Gang shit October 10, 2019

Gang Shit

Gang shit no foul shit. If you aint gang shit you aint shit you feel me. Gang shit from day one or you aint one you feel me.

Gang shit

by . Gang shit October 10, 2019

rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump looks like rag shit

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser May 14, 2018

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018