Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

man whore

Guy that uses women for sex and does not have a healthy respect for them or himself. He's trying to prove he's a man. A loses who lies to women about his relationship status. Worse if he's in a long term relationship. Fake wanna be porn star and pimp

Yo hank Goodwin is a real man whore

by nikkiliz June 15, 2016

Yeah man sorry

A classy way of telling someone to F off.

Yeah man sorry

by Chrisandra November 23, 2021

The Ransome man A

Extremely handsome whose dads sock failed

Damn Alex your such an The Ransome man A can’t believe how sexual u are

by Gamgtangbang May 30, 2024

Toxic mans

A mans that doesn’t keep his word, is constantly gives mixed signals, is not the ideal mans.

Friend: my mans was just saying he didn’t see a future with me a few days ago, but just told me that He’s inlove with me.
Me: sounds like a toxic mans to me

by Classyary August 10, 2019

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022