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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
by a living spoon March 20, 2010
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ginger f baby

a.a boy or girl, born with ginger (orange) colored hair

b.a ginger kid

... the letter in the middle ginger "F" baby, can be substituted for the first letter of the first name of the person with ginger hair ...
ginger D baby is hilarious!!!

-or-
ginger F baby is on fire!!!
by brothers of bulgaria May 3, 2010
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practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
by daisha August 17, 2010
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Kedith Is A Babe.

Sierra Loves Kedith. :3

WOOOO; you happy now Kedith . :)
Uhh ; Kedith is a babe.
by ajuabaob. September 26, 2010
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Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed
*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}
by dumbdick October 27, 2010
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brown way baby

A baby produced by ejaculate produced during anal sex that later leaks down to the vagina and causes pregnancy
You smell like ass Nathan, your probably a "brown way baby".
by Travis Decker March 14, 2011
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outie like a baby's navel

It's 5:00 - I'm outie like a baby's navel.
by MikeOcala April 13, 2011
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