i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.
by The real jesus christ (real) January 02, 2024
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:I

pure confusion, passive-aggressively to tell them to stfu or because you just don't agree/don't know
Friend: I beat you on the math test
You: :I (stfu, don't give a single shit)
by Pandalorious March 08, 2021
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I miss lizzie

This is a commonly used sentence for big massive Mr. Spencer.
“I miss lizzie so much. PLEASE COME BACK
by Bigmassivespencer February 12, 2024
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I am finished

When you know your absolutely fucked.

Another word for this is "cooked"
Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.

*Bob turns to friend*

Bob: I am finished.
by CocacolaKeyboard March 26, 2024
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I-Spedy

I-Ready, an educational program usually used for homework and testing, but emphasized as dumb/sped.
Nah, I’ve got a homework app for you. It’s called I-Spedy because you are making no sense!
by EpicDefinitions9000 April 09, 2024
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