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man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.
Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"
by KingArnold November 21, 2013
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man squirt

The shit you have to squeegee off the wall when you're done. (Green side)
The man squirt got on the shower wall so I had to squeegee it off. The scrub daddy was not happy afterwards.
by Spiderjel February 18, 2025
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Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.
A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023
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Pillar Man

the urge to draw people with SWORDS
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HANO MAN

MALE OR FEMALE WITH PROTRUDING LOWER JAW
DODO ABU BAKERY IS A NOTORIOUS HANO MAN AND CORRUPT BUSINESMAN. BUT UNLIKE HIS JAW, ALL HIS MONKEY BUSINESS IN THE BUSH WERE HIDDEN BY SIBUYA DA COW AND DA GANG
by ANUNE_CHOW&FAT99 March 20, 2022
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milk man

the man mom ran off with. they went extinct 100 years ago. however he didnt bring mother back
daddy look its the man who took mommy! the milk man!
by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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