I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I

The part of the all that is that thinks boundaries exist.

I can't wait to get home, crack open a pint and jig my leg to some football.

by Orgasing August 21, 2018

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D

To be an mc.

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D, that's what stuff monikas into

by Hi, I'm, a, frickin, weirdo April 7, 2023

I-

When your talking to someone that’s shy and they just keep saying i-, (pretty annoying)

Sample conversation:
So what do you wanna do?
I-
You what?
I-
Stop that’s annoying
Ok-
Bruh stop using the dash
I-
I’m blocking you

NO-

by GhettoSpreadBAHAHAH April 27, 2021

Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?

Sometimes I forget to play along

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021