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on no funny shit

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.
by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018
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Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!
by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016
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No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious
''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly you dipshit
by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021
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Moo shit

Farmer“What happened

cow”moo shit
by Moo shit September 20, 2020
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shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.
How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.
by Donut_mro July 12, 2015
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Shit Ditcher

A bad citizen dog walker who does not pick up their canine pet's poo.
That tank top wearing guy with the Huskie is the biggest shit ditcher in the neighborhood.
by ReReDuce January 28, 2025
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Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
by smilingbananas May 29, 2016
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