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school

what your probably in right now. The place that resembles a federal prison and tortuers young kids and throws away there precious child hood. School forces you to do work that in the future 90 percent of it wont be needed. Then when you get home you have to do even more work that is called homework inlisted by evil people called teachers. Teachers are either people that really care and want you to have a good life, or a miserable old person that just wants money. Most the time it is the second option. School is death.
Peter : Hey man i hate school!
Bob : yea man school sucks
teacher ; extra homework and detention
by helpiminschool December 1, 2020
mugGet the schoolmug.
Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo
by urmomishotaf3746 May 9, 2022
mugGet the American International School of Bamakomug.

School

A child-government prison that just shoves shit down your throat, and either your teachers are shit, or they are fucking awesome. Then you have to interact with a bunch of douche-ass boys, and thot girls. And when teacher have to settle the class down, it because, secretly, kids just wanna go apeshit and trash the school.(Except for the cool teachers.)They then send you home with more shit, aka homework, and you have do do a shit-ton of work that doesn't even make sense, your're most likely just trying to pass the class, and while you could be pursuing an interest that'll have an affect on your life, you just have do deal with dog-piss food, and the next person to mention you need college or you'll be working at Walmart, McDonalds, Or some other shit can go to hell for all I care.
Jack: Hey whats that prison looking building over there?
Nancy: Oh, thats my school.
Jack: Damn, that looks horrific.
by Jackalope555 May 4, 2020
mugGet the Schoolmug.

middle school relationship

a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe
Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
by mikutoaster July 4, 2022
mugGet the middle school relationshipmug.

school

a way of psychological torcher used from the b.cs until the present day. it is where someone is put in a classroom forced to learn useless info that will never be used in the future. and they have to do it 6 hours a day. and when it's over, they give this thing called homework, where they continue the torcher but you have to do it for 2 hours at home.
I have to go to school tomorrow. we cant hang out.
by itellfax April 23, 2021
mugGet the schoolmug.

School

*random person*: What's that over there?
*Me*: Oh that's a school.
*Random person*: What does school stand for?
*Me*: Six cruel hours of our lives.
*random person*: Im not going to school at all.
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

Hell. Complete and utter hell. You’re forced to listen to a bunch of satans that people call teachers droning on and on, you eat shit food that gives you poisoning, it resembles, seems like, and therefore is a prison. You spend all day sitting in a chair learning shit you’ll never use, you are often sent slavework which people fucking call homework. You wake up at 6 every morning to report there. And in the end it’s a ton of bullshit.
Karen: woah! What’s that giant prison over there?
Molly: oh, that’s school.
Karen: fuck I’m lucky I don’t go there.
mugGet the Schoolmug.

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