my dad works at microsoft

best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube
gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro
by edgymemer July 16, 2018
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do work

A phrase used in the In The Groove (ITG) dance game community that is used to express the idea that they have scored well on a song or have streamed 16ths at a fast BPM.
"Dude, I just quaded Energizer!"

"Do work, son!"
by zAkAtAkx December 02, 2009
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Your Mum Works at McDonalds

Shouted insult: Your Mum Works at McDonalds.
This is often accompanied by a series of symbolic hand gestures representing the Y M W and M.
You loser! Your Mum Works at McDonalds!
by indiedan September 10, 2009
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Monkey Tedious Work

A task that is extremely repetitive and requires no real thought but the task is required over and over again. Something you would give to an intern.
by C-Zep February 18, 2010
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Working, be back later.

Working, be back later is commonly found in away messages as a literal term. However, in recent history it has taken on a more generalized meaning along the lines of "I'm way too lazy to change my away message" It's use is usually associated with the very antithesis of work and should not be taken as it's literal meaning. It goes without saying that their exist a myriad of translations for the phrase, some are as follows:

"I don't know how Aim works and cannot turn off my default away message"

"I don't understand why nobody ever talks to me online"

"I don't even have a job!"
by Prefectionist December 10, 2008
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work it like a stripper pole

what she did to my big-ass schlong last night and this morning
Baby, work my big-ass schlong like a stripper pole!
by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003
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way too much work

My god... where to begin... everything is just too much work, everything, anything and everything you think of is too much work, reading this right now is too much work, writing this is just..... too much work.
*thinks* well saying anything is just way too much work and well... even thinking is just too much work... lets kill ourselves.
by Chris Ogburn March 15, 2007
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