Twat Mongor

Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick
verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor
by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010
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Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health
A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park
by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020
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twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.
Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???
by MITB October 18, 2007
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Twat Swat

“Girl don’t twat swat me tonight”

- Erica Denniston & Kayla Strattman
by Kayizzzzzzle June 23, 2019
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Twat Pack

A collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.
Had to fucking slog my way through another massive twat pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
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twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.
He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.
by tsnmikush September 24, 2017
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twat nucket

A squanchy faced woman whos goal in life is to be a complete cunt/succubus.
My ex is a such a fucking twat nucket, she's still trying to make herself look like a helpless Sack of lying decomposing shit.
by Mr. Puppers May 07, 2021
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