To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017
Get the Throat Turdmug. A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014
Get the turd knobmug. The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019
Get the Turd lasagnamug. by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019
Get the Turd Friendmug. by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021
Get the A turds jacketmug. "dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
by burgturdlar January 30, 2019
Get the Turd burglarmug. by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008
Get the turd-bloggingmug.