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Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?
by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017
mugGet the Throat Turdmug.

turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
Storm is a hardcore turd knob
by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014
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Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019
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Turd Friend

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend
by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019
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A turds jacket

Wow, that was a turds jacket
by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021
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Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.
"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
by burgturdlar January 30, 2019
mugGet the Turd burglarmug.

turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008
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