A girl version of a cock blocker.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
Get the Twat Swatter mug.Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009
Get the Twat-swatter mug.A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.
Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.
I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.
A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.
A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
by TwatHorse May 8, 2011
Get the Twat Horse mug.Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
by jakens88 October 6, 2010
Get the Twat Swing mug.Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???
by MITB November 3, 2007
Get the twat stuffer mug.while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter
DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!
yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009
Get the twat karl mug.by longlasting December 19, 2008
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