Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

evan

a stupid fucking nigger whos a blatant racist and fascist. People use his mom like a fleshlight (or so they say) and always crack jokes about her stinky loose pussy.

i hate niggers - probably evan

by mrnwordman July 5, 2025