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Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.
Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."
by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021
mugGet the Windows 20XXmug.
A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.
"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".
by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016
mugGet the The President's Window Challengemug.

window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.
Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."
by TurnThePage May 17, 2010
mugGet the window-williamsmug.

Windows

" ay yo i heard she got some fire windows all the time"
by Jmay$GettinToIt January 9, 2021
mugGet the Windowsmug.

wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping
I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.
by spymax November 29, 2010
mugGet the wine windowmug.

Window

A word which is used often by a pair of best friends to signal that they are telling the truth. When the word “window” is said by once friend or person the other knows they must be telling the truth. No one can break the window by saying it and then lying for the friendship will be broken too.
Friend 1:“He really did kill the racoon with his bare toes”
Friend 2: “Somehow I do not believe that.”
Friend 1: “No, window I’m being serious”

Friend 2:OMG WTAF REALLY I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT WTFFFFFF
by TheRacoonsGirlfriend November 19, 2021
mugGet the Windowmug.

frig-window

A large window without curtain, blind or covering that lets in an uncomfortable cold breeze.
I barely slept last night fanks to that gert frig-window
Frigid
by Trojonkey February 10, 2017
mugGet the frig-windowmug.

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