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Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
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All-American slam

When a fat ass belly flops on a bitch with an American flag hanging out of her vagina screaming while falling "ALL AMERICAN SLAM" and when he ejaculates bacon grease comes out of the dick hole
by Cracker Jack fuck March 19, 2017
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slam some stew

When you want to engage in the act of anal sex, but want to be able to play it off as auto correct.
“Hey do you wanna slam some stew tomorrow morning?”

“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”

“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”
by Knuckle dragging D-Dawg December 6, 2017
mugGet the slam some stewmug.

grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
mugGet the grand slammug.

slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
mugGet the slamming Andremug.

The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.
"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."
by advar February 1, 2022
mugGet the The Pipe Slammug.

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”
by slam blasted August 12, 2025
mugGet the Slam blastedmug.

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