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We walked together with him.He used his crane for stability.The Fat Old man needed help crossing the street.
by Fat Old Man December 10, 2008
Get the Fat Old Man mug.Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.
Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.
by weirdworld November 22, 2010
Get the Creepy old men mug.A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
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Stoner 2: - Aw that was the shit! Got so baked..Those were the good old daze bruh
Stoner 2: - Aw that was the shit! Got so baked..Those were the good old daze bruh
by EtienneKing January 1, 2012
Get the Good old daze mug.Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!
Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.
All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.
Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.
Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.
Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.
All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.
Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.
Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.
Bad situation
Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!
Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!
by 12T16H March 13, 2019
Get the Old Barney Tim mug.A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.
Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis
by Flaco7 March 14, 2018
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