Landing bomb

When on a long plane ride is ending throw in a large Skoal bomb on the way back to ground, you will be so fucking buzzed

On the way into LA X i threw in a huge Landing bomb and i got buzzed as fuck

by Jimocashake May 03, 2010

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 09, 2023

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 09, 2023

No man's land

The middle part between your ass to your penis.

Phillip: Hey! Do you ever go to No man's land. I do it sometimes when I'm bored
Bob: I'm gonna go now

by A big nathaniel April 24, 2021

Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

by viJilance October 13, 2015

Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.

While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."

by SuperCaL August 03, 2013