Hell no, Mexican Joe!

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.

Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!

by meatgel November 13, 2014

emissary from hell

The first lines spoken by Supaidaman when he confronts Amazoness and Professor Monster. The most badass introduction ever.

Amazoness: "Who are you?"
Supaidaman: "An emissary from hell, Supaidaman!"
also Supaidaman: "Change, Leopardon!"

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" September 27, 2023

Jukes Towers of Hell

The literal definition of having to much skill if your good at it, but no life at the same time.

¨Dude wanna play Jukes Towers of Hell?¨

¨Yea bro lets finally beat ToAST.¨

by bw46 November 10, 2021

Hell if I know !

Also known as HIIK.
A common answer to every question, meaning that you don't have any fucking idea.

- Who's that girl ?
- Hell if I know !

by B.P.O. February 6, 2009

hell my pants

To take a fierce or emergency poo. The act of pooing.

1) Shortly after sampling everything on the All You Can Eat Buffet, I realized I needed to hell my pants immediately!

2) Do you need to hell your pants, Johnny?

by oxxer January 23, 2008

Laptop from Hell

This term refers to the 2020 election scandal in which the Democratic Party nominees (Joe Biden) son left his personal laptop at a repair shop and forgot about it and it then proceeded to wind up in local officials hands because it was left. A year later, former NYC mayor and personal lawyer for president Donald Trump; Rudy Giuliani, acquired a copy of the laptops hard drive through the fbi and published redacted contents of it which included various scandals. All of which are currently under investigation. Despite many media outlets claiming the laptop itself to be Russian disinformation, the fbi themselves found no evidence of such. This event has lead to much fallout in the campaign and raised many questions.

“Woah dude, did you hear about the laptop from hell”
“No what happened ?”

by SagaFraga October 20, 2020

cold day in hell

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004