After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006
An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
by 488042 April 17, 2013
A phrase used by content creators that is usually used to create a narrative of hate and negativity to distract from their actions, downplay their wrongdoings, or refrain from taking accountability for their exposed misdeeds. This phrase may be used during CSGO lottery sites for children, desperate dms to minors, and years of weird and predatory behavior toward children. This phrase may be recited in Iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with a ukulele and awkward glances to the camera.
Person A: "You have been accused of grooming and taking advantage of your fans, who are mostly minors."
Person B: "I didn't do it."
Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
Person B: "I didn't do it."
Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
by random person on the internet1 July 02, 2023
When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.
"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."
by hodoggie March 06, 2008
by david3.8 December 01, 2007
When things are being said about you that are 100% true, but you don’t want to admit it, so you blame it on the Toxic Gossip Train.
Person 1: Guys, I’m a victim of the Toxic Gossip Train-
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU
by AceSpaceCase August 05, 2023
The Toxic gossip train is a term for a train that passes through the Manipulation station. The Toxic gossip train spreads information that seem misleading, but are actually true.
by tootsie33 August 10, 2023