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Paper
Just a piece of paper dunce face, what else would this be? A toy dildo? No
by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 2, 2020
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Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet
Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with
by anonymous August 14, 2021
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Papers Now

Whenever in need, Papers Now is my savior
by Smith45 January 10, 2022
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paper butterflies

Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.
So Susan was cheating on Bill and they got a caught??

Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !
by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018
mugGet the paper butterfliesmug.

Cry paper

toilet paper roll taken to bed for sopping up tears during private crying sessions
Sheesh. Pamela's got it bad. You should see the piles of wadded up cry paper next to the couch.
by Julio Annandale August 2, 2008
mugGet the Cry papermug.

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.
"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"
by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.
Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.
by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020
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