Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.

I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.

by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025

Roblox man face paper plate

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it

“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”

by doinkass May 4, 2023

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Paper nut

Gabby Lewis is the biggest nut out there and I want to mess her up plz hit my line up🤤🤤

Paper nut wants me to come to her party!!!🔥

by Paige’s daddy👅 March 4, 2019