Suicide

Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.

"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."

by Aks_l July 21, 2019

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

Suicide

The act of killing yourself. Most people who try to commit suicide might have depression. If someone you know wants to commit suicide, please call the suicide hotline. Nobody should kill themselves because they matter a lot to us.

Please do not commit suicide, you matter.

by ZacLovesCats December 9, 2023

Solar Suicide

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.

Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.

by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022

Catholic Suicide

Catholic Suicide- When an individual lives a long life, he get's the dream, he get's the beautiful partner, has the beautiful family. Except he's never asked himself what he want and what it means to be happy for him, so he Kurt Cobain's himself.

Bill: He was a lovely man, but even he couldn't avoid a catholic suicide.

by PostedNotesOnWalls January 5, 2022

suicide crips

Crip gangs that act rambunctious and always be beefin wit they opps cuz they baby momma can’t afford Cheetos

Milan: Bruh mateja is such a goofy goober man

Pavle:bruh fr the suicide crips gon pull up on him

by Wholottagangstuff June 30, 2022